Joe Novak

"Running late at the McNamera Terminal? Get off of Foursquare and go to the TSA gate at the Westin Hotel. The lines are always super short."

"Ridiculous. I could have driven to Mexico for tacos faster than it took me to get my order from the drive through."

"This place is great! Pick up a law school application while you are here."

"The outside has that "I'm going to die tonight when a homeless person stabs me with a broken Thunderbird bottle" look. Inside, the people are friendly and the drinks are strong. It's worth a visit."

"Dude, lay off the lettuce!"

"Nicest TSA staff I have ever encountered. It made all the probing seem not as intrusive. Also, free Wi-Fi!"