Jordan Stuckey

"Try John's Special...it ain't on da menu, trikz"

"Check out Black Swan--it's sexual and raw nature is nasty-but feels right!"

"Service has been terrible for the second time. Out of all domestic beers. Waitress is rude. I'm done with this place."

"So far they don't have bud light-can't get entrées-and the tea machine is broken...pretty bad."

"There's usually a woman in my bed-make sure and do what you please with her if Jordan has stepped out for a few minutes ;-)"

"Make sure and use the coco butter all over your body...it's under Todd's bed. Weird."