Jonathan Miller

"Get the Don Rael magarita from the bar in the lobby. It's worth every dollar."

"Turn around and walk out the door. Service is painfully slow, prices are astronomically high (e.g., $2.50 for a single egg, $3.50 for one box batter pancake), and they'll likely forget to wait on you."

"Carley Clark is friendly, professional, and helpful. If you're in need of a personal banker, she's your girl."

"Margs good. Food not so much."

"Pancakes are undercooked and dropping in grease. McDonald's hash browns are probably a healthier choice."

"Bathroom code is 6226"