John Ha

"Cole slaw is very nice. A pleasant surprise."

"They now have cotton candy. Yum!"

"Cheesy. I wanted to fall asleep after 5 minutes. Walk two blocks to a real milonga in San Telmo and get the real thing which is sexier and has better dancing than this showy and lame performance."

"Wifi password tortoni2007 still works, thanks!"

"Get a bag of kettle corn and some organic coffee."