John Eric Pearce

"If you are seeing a popular band arrive early!"

"Party of 11 and everyone agrees that the margaritas and mixed drinks were marginal at best. Waiter had to make drinks better himself! Watermelon muddled drinks had no evidence of watermelon!"

"Sangria, Chopped Salad, Scallop Dinner, Irish Coffee and dessert in a jar= done and happy!"

"Ask for a free tortilla sample."

"Usually a $6 parking charge for tournaments, so bring cash!"

"Boo! No free wifi for customers! Not even in the McDonalds! #walmartfail"