John Diacoker

"Heatherville's official sport is curling"

"Bags tournaments Sat 2pm, & Thurs 11pm. $5 buy in, blind draw for partners, 100% payout."

"Best damm rugby bar in Tempe!"

"Heather can do fun things with inverted shot glassed!"

"From Beach Park lot, 5 summit ascents are almost exactly equivalent to Camelback mtn in hike distance AND elevation!"

"Great place for nearby young wizard girls to come drinking!"