John Fabian

"Take advantage of the check-in special!"

"Smells like piss..."

"If you have low standards, when it comes to food, this is the place to be!"

"Try not to over order. Great prices and large portions."

"If you have a big appetite, I recommend the Dijon chicken & mushrooms. Don't forget to get a side of mashed potatoes and buttered corn!"

"Good chicken strips, crispy fries, sweet cole slaw, tasty sauce, and delicious sweet tea. 'nuff said"