Joel Newman

"$5 Burritos on Friday. Cheap and delicious."

"Its Durkin's birthday today. Give her a hug if you see her."

"Durkin's not in today. Almost not worth coming in to work..."

"Wazzup Kelly D?"

"If you walk by Durkin's office and the lights are off, that doesn't mean she's not there. She's probably just being eer hippie self and has turned off the lights to save energy."

"The concrete chess tables are a great place to sit and eat a relaxing bagged lunch."