Jason Hess

"Watch out for sleeping bums on the slides. My kid slid into one. Hilarious!!"

"Ive got old Betsy locked and loaded."

"Try the Steak Frites. Yum"

"Don't come here unless u want to babysit ! Or design a website!!"

"Ever here of the late GREAT "Tupac Shakur", it's just me and my girlfriend! And no "it's" not a girl. Google the song if u don't know."