Jeffy G.

"When staying at The Courtyard, you have to visit Pacific Grill. #itstheshit"

"Quit yer bitchin'! You're going to the top & you're out of the wind. Now go get some pow pow."

"Claude is the best boot fitter in Los Angeles. Boot fitting by appointment only."

"Neapolitan pizza tends to be soggy & is meant to be eaten with a knife & fork. Ask for your pizza to be cooked "well done" or "crispy" if you don't like soggy pizza."

"I highly recommend the shave ice. Mmmmm"

"Get a pit beef sandwich. If you have some extra time you can go next door for a lap dance @ Gold Club or across the street you can buy some discount porn"