Jeanne Foels

"Ranger in the fridge, brats on the grill."

"Delicious, cheap, and the fastest service ever."

"Free flamingos while supplies last!"

"ALERT: Community Center canceled until further notice. Complaints can be directed to THE MAN. Currently accepting applications for new furniture."

"Free tea with check in"

"If you're lucky, we'll give you chocolate. Treat yo'self...seat yo'self."