Juliet Bennett Rylah

"We can all agree that there is a corpse behind the Smith Machine, right?"

"This place is cheap and has a full bar. It's always busy, so don't act like an entitled weenie who expects hand and foot service, and you'll have a great time."

"If someone is on the phone on a machine, they're probably taking a break in between sets and you can probably ask to work in like an adult instead of whining on 4sq about it."

"The clerk was wearing a Heisenberg shirt and there's a pipe in the dresser of Room 122. Next to the Strip Gun Club. Fuckin' AMERICAN."

"Mirrors, Mirrors, on the walls; watch yourself as you ball."

"Last motel on the North Vegas strip. If you lose it all, this is a good place to contemplate ending it all."