Jared H.

"The mayor says, "Smoke in your car all you want--it's still a free country.""

"They don't have deposit slips in the drive through--you have to ask for them."

"They hold monthly competitions for the slowest tellers, firing any who are too quick."

"If you're looking for the slowest tellers in Lubbock, go to Wells Fargo."

"Peanuts are free."

"Bring whiskey, the cheaper, the better."