Jamil Smith

"Salad bar is phenomenal. Get a seat by the windows for the view."

"Look for Troy in the MP3 department. Incredibly helpful and professional."

"Terrific service, but as you approach the counter, it smells like a soiled diaper. I'm baffled as to how they don't notice it. It may be coming from the vent above the counter, but still."

"Make an appointment with Mr. Bee. You usually can't go wrong with the guy in the first chair in a barbershop, and this dude is a case in point."