Jamie

"What a horrendously designed location. There's no room to actually pick up and drop off the U-Haul!"

"I hate to be overly cruel - service is a tough business. But the amount of wrong my order consistently is is unforgivable. Their complaint number should be open after 7"

"Kurt's the best! Come get a sub and say hi to Kurt!"

"What a creepy ass place"

"Get a bigger office or something, sheesh"

"Unacceptably horrible Internet"