Jamie Furlong

"This is the slowest branch I've ever been to. The service is terrible and the tellers are very rude."

"Try their bacon 'n egg bagel. Made with bits of real bacon, so you know it's good."

"Always call dibs on the "love sack" and don't "Pull a Pete" when going down the stairs."

"Harass Kim K. as much as possible."

"Talk to a cute girl from another department."

"one just touch downed in jackson"