Jaliboy™[LCN] Ruder

"Dodol and mooncake free for every three bicycle rentals. Sponsored by Rashid Mooncake"

"To join the fan club, u must be good looking. U'll feature in the Club's next music video!!"

"Do what u want here.. Just dont steal anything especially my heart coz it's valuable. Fuh!!! Woohoo!!!"

"Free teddy bear for ladies.."

"Free tombstone for every five orders. Hurry! While stock lasts!"

"Saw a white figure at the hill just beside the mrt station! Dammit!! It's scary!!"