Jacob Blau

"Unbelievable food! Truly impressive. Highlights (though you can't go wrong): ricotta salad and vanilla budino. Out of this world."

"Get the pappardelle! Great dish, great price."

"A nice facade, but incompetent, lazy, useless staff, terrible elevators, no towels, crappy Internet. Don't come here. Among the worst hotel experiences I've ever had. Stay away!"

"Don't sit next to Sam, he'll burp in your face!"