Jacob Santana

"Whiz burger is swizzzz"

"Don't try to sit next to the outlets or a really glisteny Italian will try to run you over with his luggage"

"Don't anger the gingers"

"Look in the drawers in the lobby.there is possibly hidden beers.see photo."

"Check the snow! There will most likely be Evil Eye malt liquor hidden inside"

"This isn't a store, it is the distribution center for northern California."