Ian Bryant-Smith

"There are no ticket machines here, so you have to buy them on the train. And the conductors can only take cash."

"Visit the toads!"

"It's Subway; everything here will be a little disappointing no matter what. But it's also one of the only places on campus you can use your meal swipes to get a sandwich."

"The view from the deck is great, but the food is overpriced and only a little above average."

"Get the cheesesteak egg rolls. And the key lime pie. Also everything else. There are no wrong choices."

"I guess every beach town needs a touristy store full of tacky crap, but somehow this one feels even more tacky and touristy than all the others."