Portia.

"Awesome fried chicken. Amazing wing sauces & dry-rubs in 30+ flavors. 2-for-1s on all you-call-its, rail drinks, bottles/cans, drafts, AND wine— all day, everyday. Over 30 TVs for your fave sports."

"Always booming!! No appointments here, but you can make a same-day reservation with your preferred stylist. Doing a call-ahead is always the best alternative when you have no preference. Have fun! ❤️"

"Could just be tonight but the drive-thru girls are rude as shit. But, hey; if I worked with hot grease, wearing a dumb uniform, I might be a bitch too. Nah, I'd just quit."

"We'll be brewing an iced GREEN tea by the end of the week. ...you're welcome. *takes a bow*"

"BYOB, bwoy."

"The ice cubes are amazing."