Justin Finkelstein

"Not bad. Not a particularly greasy spoon, but avoid the sausages as they're awful."

"Honestly the worst pub food I've eaten in years. Microwaved pie, with gravy that needs a blender to get it out of the jug. Don't eat here."

"To gain entry, the pass phrase is SETEC ASTRONOMY"

"Expect no table service, queues and poor service."

"If you know what you want, go in through the exit"

"If you need an appointment, you can queue outside the office for when it opens at 8am Monday morning"