The Hitman Approves

"Shorely you're not that ballsy to fuck with me and get them cut off,mime team!"

"Best Buy Kildeer? Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! In fact, I haven't been to a Best Buy yet that hasn't ROCKED THE CUSTOMER SERVICE!! #TheHitmanApproves my fellow Non-Savages at Best Buy!"

"On Google Plus They are rated a mere 9 out of a possible 30! The last rating updated on Four Square is 9/14/2010! Tim Cook just wrote an apology to CHINA for offending them! Where's the LOVE APPLE?"

"THE WORST Apple Store in the country,maybe WORLD?Kids called police on me simply because I asked (I have it all on Video!) if Apple had turned savage. iPhone4S BURNED ME! #TheHitmanApproves NOT=FAIL!"

"#1 HOTDOG IN CHICAGO,HOME MADE! w/fries.In fact, they make their own fries too! No Vienna here,even BETTER! A HUGE homemade tasty hotdog served with unique fries,cut & double fried! #TheHitmanApproves"

"THE BEST EVERYTHING! ORDER THE HITMAN SPECIAL. ITALIAN BEEF WITH MOZZARELLA AND SWEET PEPPERS JUICY,CHEESE FRIES,CHERRY COKE. THE CHEESE SAUCE IS LIKE CRACK! CHOCOLATE CAKE OMG! THE HITMAN-Approves !"