Emma Clark

"Excellent spa and massage treatment. Highly recommended."

"The waiter is a legend - friendly and hilarious - whatever they pay him, is not enough. This is a must-stop on Route 66."

"The taco salad is good and comes with all three of the requisite Mexican toppings!"

"The oldest piece of porn in the world is in room 2."

"If the management could drop the mirror in the ladies toilet a foot lower, perhaps I could see my reflection... (I'm 5' 5")"

"Buttery croissants and sticky buns with the smoothest coffee in South London - a must visit."