Gene Johnson

"Stop doomscrolling. Start typewriting"

"The buffalo chicken melt is the most pathetic sandwich I’ve ever eaten. It’s tiny, the bread is thin, and the cheese wasn’t even melted. It was just lying in a pile on the chicken."

"The beer is not chilled and there is no produce section. Not for me."

"Welcome to the Gernsback Continuum"

"You will pay $16.85 for a Bloody Mary that is just one shot of well vodka and 8oz of plain tomato juice. No wonder everyone’s leaving New York."

"The science fiction book section is only 5-10% sci fi. Most of the rest is western. Sci fi sells, y’all. Stock some dope-ass books already."