Gavin Choate

"Waiters suck."

"Nice place. The receptionist who checked me in (Shahida [sp?] or something) was a complete bitch for no reason. Treated me as if I were interrupting here night by bothering her about checking in."

"As the new Mayor of Alfie's Crib, I hereby declare Alfie's Crib to be under Martial Law."

"Home of Alfie, winner of Pet Idol."