Gregor Smith

"No one works here anymore, used to be you couldn't sneeze without 3 to 5 people ready to help you. It's now a ghost town"

"Get your dreams crushed, the inhabitant of this dwelling is good at it"

"Never ever EVER go against the direction of the arrows, especially if you're pushing a cart in the showroom"

"Best fish and chips in the entire country, trust me, I'm a bit of an expert"

"Get felt up by the second round of security if you're flying to the States, oh, and be sure and thank them..."

"Glow sticks optional, dust mask full of vicks vaporub a must!"