fishwreck

"Great service, fun atmosphere, tasty brews."

"Keep your hair short? Check out the VIP plan. Unlimited haircuts for the year or season. A great value if you go every two weeks."

"Superb haircuts, super friendly barbers, upscale environment. Also, free drinks!"

"Reconsider your decision to eat here. The pizza is bland and not worth the price. Also, no tap water, only bottled. Nice decor, though."

"WiFi password: 6152569596"

"No tap water available, so bring your own if you don't want to buy bottled water."