Fawxy Pawz

"The Mr. Pawz special: carne asada fries with chicken instead of beef, no guac, extra cream and cheese"

"Always 2 aisles open after 11 so prepare to wait"

"Don't eat at Nathans. The lady who handles the food doesn't use gloves and has a hideous mole"

"Furs are always welcome to stop by and say hi. Almost always someone here to hang out with"

"Those Chinese kids work hard so I can pay $2.50 for a gallon of milk. Stop bitching hippies"

"Wifi was the fastest I've seen at a MacDonalds. Good food too, considering the ghetto area"