Laurel

"Be prepared to wait at least two hours to be seen, and that's when it's not very busy..."

"This is the cross where Dirty Harry was beat up by Scorpio when he was delivering the ransom money!"

"Please exit the tram to the driver's left hand side, the driver's left hand side only."

"Try the corned beef and cabbage or the shepherds pie. Definitely."

"Tuesday night is ladies poker night!!!"

"If you want an amazing dinner, head down to Pizzeria Metro by the S-Bahn station. Great food and relatively cheap!"