Aaron Edwards

"If you ever get the chance, go into the closet beyond the golden doors (underneath the Starbucks). There's a gateway to Narnia in there."

"The sign that pointa out which train leaves first isn't always correct. When in doubt, ask the first driver you see."

"Watch out for panhandlers and canvassers."

"May or may not be where they boiled sea water to get salt. Based on someone remembering their grandfather remembering..."

"Watch out for sharks. They\'ll bite you just to see what you taste like!"

"They always ask me that. I always say no and order what I really want instead."