Dru Staltman

"The mushroom toast is very good. I think you should eat. Seriously. Stop interrupting me!"

"You really must try the ______ its delicious"

"The sandwiches here are an awesome mix of delicious and ninja. Anytime that combination happens you have to try it."

"Everything on the menu is good. You aren't allowed to disagree. Its science."

"Friendly staff and dwarven dungeons make this grocery a must visit!"

"Taco tuesdays is super great deal. 3 yummy tacos and a tecate for 4.50!"