adam woodburn

"Sure the bathrooms are clean, but 1-ply TP!? Come on... Where the hell am I? Missis..... Oh, right..."

"Damn good THT burger."

"The mix n match 6 pack is only stocked from damaged boxes. Kinda hit or miss"

"How many are there? I lost count at 162..."

"I eat here weekly and in 3+ years I haven't eaten anything but the chopped salad and the occasional large fry. I know the hot dogs are great, but I regret nothing... the salad is just that good."

"Get the sweet potato fries."