Kat D

"Lackluster beers with the exception of the seasonal whiskey dubbel. Pretty sure a lot of the food came frozen or in a can."

"Lecompton, like regular Compton, but French... where the gangstas sound snooty while popping a cap in yo ass."

"Sausages come on hot dog buns instead of flatbread. Changes the whole flavor and not nearly as good. Bummed to have lost one of my go-to staples :("

"In and out in 15 minutes. $40. Cash only."

"Don't cut open expired pfd lights. Way more toxic than regular glow sticks."

"order a bearfucker. Trust me."