Daniel M.

"The employees are friendly, and it's an inexpensive self-park facility, but this garage is falling apart. The elevator hasn't worked in years, and the exit gate has been broken for months."

"The neighbors don't mind if you ring every bell at 1 a.m. to get in."

"You never know when someone might put a mouse in your food."

"Welcome to C-Town, where the C stands for…something."

"The menu says the mulligatawny soup is vegetarian, but it's really made with chicken stock. (Just so you know!)"

"There are 155 steps to climb to get to 113th Street and Morningside Drive from the bottom of the park. Why pay for a gym membership?"