Josh Myer

"Get with TJ Da Barber...best fade in NAP hands down"

"Pee in the pool but don't poop in the toilet"

"We have the largest amount of Dandelions in the entire village of Ripple"

"Pump Beats, Push Loans, Get Your Weight Up not your hate up and/or make babies. There is something for everybody"

"Room one twelve , where the players dwell"

"Complain that the futon cover needs dry cleaned, then spoon a lezbo on it. Challenge a tenant to rap battle on Ps3 & fail miserably."