Derik Boik

"There's a clown here!"

"Love this place! $16 for a pitcher of Duff? $2 for a hotdog? $1 for pickles? WTF??? YES!!"

"I think this is a really pretty playground BUT it's also sort of a nightmare. It's so crowded and the thick bushes make it almost impossible to keep an eye on your kid if there even 10 feet away."

"I just spent 30 minutes waiting for the ticket counting machine. Kid in front of me had 287 tickets... all single. Had to put them in ONE AT A TIME! Chuck E Cheese... where kids learn to gamble."