Darren Drevik

"Sit in the back if you want to hang with the locals"

"Ignore the menu (although it's great) and focus on the blackboard specials."

"Don't be the first one to bid - ever."

"Horrifically understaffed. Long waits in line. Avoid at all costs and choose any other company."

"Store has been remodeled. They now offer hot food. Ask for Jen, and regardless of who's behind the counter, if you tell them "Darren sent you " you're guaranteed to get a smile back."

"Starbucks on the main level is officially the slowest store in the chain. If you see any line, avoid it."