Charley

"So I can't say this for certain because it has been tasty before, but the falafel they have now is probably the most terrible thing I've ever eaten. Period."

"Some toll fees and baggage charges may apply when using this facility..."

"I've never had a flight in or out of here that wasn't at least an hour delayed..."

"Their pastrami delight is the best thing in the world..."

"Best budget Greek food in DC"

"Don't wade, swim, or out your feet in the fountain. I have seen far too many homeless people use it as a toilet, bathtub, or both..."