Derek Bartley

"Don't listen to the rotund devil in the tower."

"If you wish to come prepared bring at least one large bottle of ibuprofen."

"If you listen closely you can hear the sound of numerous baby boomers 401k's and pensions going down the toilet."

"They kick you out for testing the nets :("

"Cougars everywhere"

"Come here for the sandwiches, stay for the soda fountain with over 100 different choices"