Dave Skaff

"So good that they dishonor themselves by calling their food "wraps." Your bread is baked to order! Get the smoking' fries."

"Make love not fire."

"Perogies? Awesome. Breaded pork cutlet? Also awesome. Traditional polish waitress garb? Super awesome!"

"Touch it. It's okay. Seriously. Go on now. There. It felt good right?"