Dan Budiac

"Criminals. They wanted to charge me $30 to send a parcel via USPS Priority Mail, TWICE what the post office charges. A 100% markup? That's obscene."

"USE OF CELLULAR PHONES NOT ALLOWED THANK YOU"

"Of all the dining choices in the Delafield area, this is one of them."

"The tall security guard with grey hair and a mustache has a real fucking attitude. Don't take any shit from him."

"Go to the Shake Shack when it's cold outside. Order the Hot Vanilla. (It's actually frozen custard, melted and reheated.)"