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"Mint watermelon hard kombucha is the best! Way better than j*ne sh*ne"

"Seats are a bit uncomfortable for my taste."

"$8.06 for a goddam Stella? Fuck this shit."

"Chicken & dumplings on Thursday are delish."

"Bacon, egg, & cheese stuffed croissants are fantastic, but if they aren't made, the clerks will try to discourage you from ordering it by claiming they "take a while to make." Don't be deterred!"

"Best grilled chicken salad in town. The cheese is nice and melted with better lettuce than John's Burgers."