Dan Bilko

"Good local Beers. Owner speaks English, which is not common in this city."

"My first experience with Gordon Biersch bottled beer. All varieties = really good. But pricey @ ~$5.25/bottle. Can I get a military discount?!?"

"Huge beer selection (for central PA)."

"Not a lot good to say about it, to be frank. Only come here Weds @ 6:30 pm for a discussion group."

"Why am I always one day away from being the mayor?!?"

"No cable, TV, or Internet. Urban Amish."