David

"The mixed vegetable soup tastes like tap water with celery and is served so hot that it's inedible."

"Croissant is good; pain aux raisins is too bready, not flaky enough"

"No whitefish salad? Go somewhere else..."

"This guy is a magician. Magic."

"La pizza e i liquori vintage sono da provare!"

"Four Seasons roll. Huge and delicious."