Cy Zibrik

"Raspberry croissant is the bomb"

"Gumbo and jambalaya are outstanding."

"If I paid $249 a night rack rate and was asked to pay $12.95 more daily for room internet access, I'd be pissed. Even at less than rack, that's ridiculous."

"Why in the hell would a coffee shop not have a public restroom? Guess I better not get any coffee to drink."

"I'm not the best at math, but a 50% coupon with a max $9 savings should make a $20 wash $11, not $15, shouldn't it?"

"Don't expect to pay cash for gas unless you prepay. If I'm filling up, I don't know how much it's going to cost now, do I?"