Curt Myers

"The food is good(not as good as the Battles is Ames thought) but the water tastes like SHIT!"

"Yuk"

"Queso dip is amazing!"

"I haven't been here but Kelly looks hot and I might go there to meet her. Kelly and I will prolly hook up..."

"I got busy here if you know what I mean"

"If you are here you should probably go across the street to Whiskey River because it is better."