Conor Kelly

"Very hit or miss... Coffee is bad and a lot of entrees are bland. But anything with beef in it is good! The Starvin Marvin is a great deal: 2 eggs, 1/2 lb steak, home fries, toast & coffee for 10.25"

"Rude staff, shitty coffee. Highly overrated."

"On the meal plan. Gonna be honest, you won't get enough food unless you get a triple with all the toppings. Otherwise it's just a cup of tomato sauce. Pretty good though."

"Booo. Fuck apple. But come charge your shit here anyway because we know you buy apple products regardless of what you think about them."

"Solo cups. Ping pong balls. Arizona iced tea. Cigarettes. You've served your purpose."

"No reason to eat here. Have dinner somewhere else and have a cup of coffee and a good conversation (maaaaybe dessert) here afterwards. Live music some nights!"