Jeff Gibson

"Try all the salsas. You will thank me."

"Try at least three free taffy samples. Bonus points for snagging some free fudge too!"

"Slice of pizza from a 30" pizza and a soda for 5 bucks? Heck yeah!"

"Plague Bringer makes a great veggie burger. Enjoy with RC Cola."

"two biscuits and gravy, soyrizo hash, skip the eggs."

"Check in to foursquare at the actual four square."