Christopher Ferguson

"Employees do not know what foursquare is or how to redeem their specials. You owe me 2 Milkshakes now"

"Te fish tacos are fried and delicious. The quatro fromage burger is cheesy excellence"

"Come down the last two weekends in June for St. Charles Shakespeare in the Park."

"Not open to the public. Trespassers will be attacked by wild lemurs and their bleeding bodies dragged through the streets by neighborhood children as a warning to others."

"Watch out for goose poop"